Behold! The egg.
The lady Loryienne has asked a pointed and valuable question, and this appears an appropriate time to address it. When first discovering the Elven house my first step is the same as any anthropologist, scientist, or morphologist, it is documentation. Sketches in pencil or polychrome are valuable and necessary, but I have also whole-heartedly embraced the modern techniques of photography. There have been great leaps forward in this science and art in the last few decades and I use the contemporary and readily available albumen photographic printing method. This common process involves printing onto paper (available commercially) with an albumen prepared negative. The albumin (egg white) is combined with chlorine and bromine or iodine salts before being immersed entirety in silver nitrate. It is this combination of materials, combined with shutter speeds, that allows for the photographing of fairies and other mystical creatures.Chickens have long been known to be creatures that dwell on the edge of the human and the magical realm; dragons, unicorns, toads and chickens. Sadly, the long gestation period of the dragon (some 1,200 years), combined with the irrational exuberance for their hunting during the dark ages, has concluded in near extinction. As for the unicorn, it is documented that the creatures only dwell in virgin forests, leaving them only for short periods to seek mates. Man’s insatiable desire for tables, cabinetry, and high end toothpicks has meant the destruction of all but a few stands of inaccessible and well hidden virgin forests throughout the world, and in turn an ever dwindling numbers of unicorns. Chickens, on the other hand, have proven important to the human race; indeed they have made themselves valuable to us. “Ah the poor hens, almost everything finds the chicken tasty”; so said my late wife when finding one of our hens stolen from its nighttime perch. As the darkness of night creeps on the chicken enters a trance like state– a time when the bird fluctuates between the magical world and our own, a time in which the fowl is liberated from its round and flight-clumsy body and perform mad balletic dances in cerebral worlds with night-time magical companions. During these dark hours they are most vulnerable to mortal predator, until the morning crow of the rooster calls the hens to rejoin this world and warns all night dwellers to retreat to the shadows for another day.
The chicken provides what is perhaps the most palpable and valuable gift from the magic world; the egg. Our ancient ancestors dealt with the Others routinely and revered the chicken as an “oracle” between our world and the other. They asked questions of the fairy queens by speaking directly to entranced chickens under the light of the full moon. The light of day found the elders of the druid communities waiting anxiously around the now wakeful hen. When at last the egg came forth they would crack the egg and “read” the yolk and albumen. Nearly every culture regards the egg as a symbol of magic – it was adopted from the ancient druids by the Christians and dressed up as a sign of spring and Easter. Old German peasants give us stories of golden eggs and beanstalks – originally not involving the Grimm brothers’ fancified goose, but the common chicken.
And so, it is through the fascinating modern invention of Abel Niépce de Saint-Victor’s that we now coat photographs with albumen and through coincidence that the process involves silver nitrate – silver being one of only three metals many magical creatures can abide. Mystical albumen and silver nitrate combined with the slow shutter speeds of the modern camera, allow even the casual photographer to capture the images of the magical world. But still, one would have to be in the right place at the right time, or know where to look, to capture the image of one of the Others. Accidentally photographing a fairy in your home snap-shot of Aunt Edaline would be paramount to photographing uncle Albert in Peoria and capturing the image of a random elephant passing behind him, it simply doesn’t happen very often. But, as the modern use of egg white in photography expands in years to come there will surely be more and more incidents of accidental Other imagery -- Yet unless finding a creature at rest or one who would agree to “sit” for you, the being may end up appearing as only a blur to the casual eye: calked up as an error in the development process.
So, on the edge of the old stand of maples I shoved the sharp ends of my tripod into the frozen ground and set up my camera with its own patented shutter optic lens loaded the flash-powder and proceeded to document the sight for my files.
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On Edge
A lamp lit our way as we followed in Molly’s shadow, turning a right angle up the wallowed stairs into the sloping shoulders of the old house. She showed us our room, a long narrow space with a single dormered window looking out across the pasture toward the woods. The little guest room was wallpapered in twisting tendrils of ivy and rosettes, that proved quite becoming during the day, but in the cool light of the growing moon resembled snakes twisting their way up the walls, chasing mice to swallow. There was a thick cannonball rope bed and a trundle pulled out below for the girls. It was here we settled down for an uncomfortable night.I awoke suddenly to the sound a door latch in the otherwise silent room, not knowing how much time had passed since falling asleep. The moon had wound its way along the floorboards and now cast eighteen wavy rectangles of cool light, icicles throwing pointy-toothed shadows on the girls. I looked out from the depression my restless body had created in the feather bed, the door was opened just an inch or so, I sat up and peered into the tar-black darkness of the hall beyond. The light of the moon stroked the girls cheeks as they slept curled up in one another’s arms, Lucia clinging closely to the stuffed toy marmoset her mother had stitched for her. I fluffed the pillows and resettled myself in the bed, but the loose ropes and rising edges of the old mattress gave me the uncomfortable feeling of looking up from the bottom of a grave. I tucked in the bed sheets as a battlement against the persistent New England drafts and closed my eyes. Nervousness immediately overtook me, and my eyelids sprung open to see a dark figure moving about at the foot of the bed. I lept up to grab my walking stick, but tripped on the trundle bed and landed squarely on the girls who awakened with startled screams. I responded with a yelp of my own and jumped to my feet. Ready to defend my family, I held aloft the stuffed marmoset and scanned the space around me finding that whatever I thought I had seen was now gone. Leaving me standing in the sparely furnished room with a quickened heart rate, two frightened girls and a lot of explaining to do. I pushed the door closed until the latch clicked, then we all crawled into the big bed, the girls hanging a bit off the edges, our exaggerated heartbeats began to temper one another, and slowed until our chests rose and fell into a legato harmony, and we drifted off to sleep despite ourselves.
The morning came as welcome relief. The dormer faced the southeast and showed the mist of the proceeding evening was gone, March morning sun ended my dreams with a reddish glow. We dressed and followed the radiating warmth and smell of coffee and back-bacon to the kitchen, stepping down from the stairway just as Arthur made his way in from the morning chores. The old woman still remained in her dark corner, covered in a pile of quilts and blankets. It appeared that she had slept there the entire night, as she was still in the same bed dress and bonnet. The girls made a wide arc around her as they carried there plates to the counter, a route similar to that I had seen them take at home when checking the hen house for eggs and avoiding the possessive rooster. I would have thought the old woman stuffed, as there was no sign of breathing or movement, but her eyes, light blue and milky white with cataracts followed our movements from one side of the kitchen to the other.
I had taken pains to respect Mr. McCrunkstales’ wishes, and traveled discreetly, using a tuba case to carry our technical equipment. This worked well on the train, as I appeared to be a traveling musician, but it would be harder to explain to the old woman and the farmhands why I was carrying a tuba case into the maple grove, so I covered the case in an old blanket. The girls and I dressed for the cold and followed Arthur outside.
The sun had started warming the crisp air the retreating darkness had left behind and the sleigh wagon slipped and scraped as the melting snow gave way to ragged patches of grass and stone. The branches of the reaching arms of the maples had not leafed out, so the sun struck through to the forest floor, encouraging the wildflowers before the old maple trees and grey birches could grab all the sunlight for themselves. We passed many buckets hanging from the trees but carried on straight to our destination. After a quarter hour the wagon stopped on the edge of a secluded back pasture and Archibald gave us a nod that indicated to us that this was where we were to get out. It was immediately obvious which trees were the ones in question, there was the same twisting and turning tubing indicated in the photo –the brass and copper still untouched by the morning sun, decorated with a thin lace of frost.
“I’ll leave you here for a while, must be getting on with the gathering, I’ll be passing back and forth from the farm. Can I bring you out anything?” asked our host.
“Yes,” I answered back as the girls and I wandered around the trees. “We have brought most everything required, but now that we are here it seems we may be in need a few supplementary items. We’ll need a four-meter length of white twine, a wooden chicken carrier, a silver ice pick, a bit of copper wire, and a small bag of blueberries.” Lucia pulled at my sleeve and I leaned into her whisper, “ah yes,” I added, “a key wound kitchen clock with a second hand and a brass #5 double headed flex bolt.” She yanked again. “And a square of milk chocolate.”
“No trouble,” granted the farmer “but we haven’t any fresh blueberries this time of year – will canned preserves do?”
“They will have to,” I replied.
Archibald started off, and I opened my case and started sorting my items. As Lucia inspected the arrangement and connections of the tubing Lenore wandered off to a tree standing lonely on the edge of the woods, and she stood staring silently. I picked up a small case and walked out to see what was holding her interest. “Look,” she said, “a little house.” The trunk of the old tree had a hole near the bottom exposing the hollow interior. Lenore went on to inspect the rest of the tree, scraping lichen into glass vials and digging to find brown winged maple seeds in the soft snow while I fastened on the patented spectacles. I wound the thick copper key at the back sending gears and flaps whirring, tempering my rate of vision and making it clear that Lenore’s instincts were right. We had found an elf house.
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Elves' House
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Sphinx Moth
The Village of Winterbottom had a distinctly grey appearance, encouraged by the season’s murky slush that inhabited the ruts in the road outside the station, slush that was fast freezing in the gathering darkness. My great Uncle Endurance Galubrious had been killed by slush. I shuddered at the sight of the stuff, and looked away, I turned my gaze to the one other passenger who stepped with us out onto the platform of the weather-beaten Victorian station, a young boy of about nine clad in a woolen jacket and breeches. He carried what I thought to be a French horn case, but on closer inspection, appeared to be built in the shape of a ground sloth. As I looked at the bag from afar a grunt and thump sounded from it. The young man looked at me with no small amount of consternation, turned, and fled into the darkness. The train too, abandoned us – heaving off in a great rush of steam, its heavy engine growing silent as it twisted its way along the valley floor. A final whistle echoed through the moist air and signaled its passage into Canada, leaving us alone with the dreaded slush.I had sent a telegraph to McCrunkstale at the time of our departure, but no one appeared to be waiting for us. The ticket office was closed so we sat ourselves on a bench near the door and the girls passed the time by dodging drips of icy water falling from the eaves. There was very little noise from the village – the only sign of life was smoke rising from the ashen houses into a leaden sky. A low lying fog developed on the melting snow, gathering and falling in an orchestrated dance of vapors, until it dissipated entirely, revealing a figure standing at the end of the platform.
“Dr. Galubrious?” A gravely voice called out, pleasant, but a bit brittle, as if tired from lack of use.
“At your service, Sir” I replied, with as much enthusiasm as I could muster.
“Well, what beautiful young ladies we have here.” The man said placing his hands on his hips and stepping closer. He could be no more than five feet away from us now, yet his neutral tweed jacket and pants, his sooty beard and his winter wrinkled face created an illusion of camouflage. Like the mimicry of the Common Sphinx Moth, his figure blended into the trunks of the silvered trees behind him, leaving his dark eyes the only prominent feature.
“I’m sorry I’m late, it’s a busy time of the year what with the sugaring and the calving, and the roads are terrible, all this freezing and thawing. I’m Archibald, glad to meet you.” His speech was riddled with tight O’s that betrayed our proximity to the border. “Well, let’s get you somewhere warm, the Mrs. has something waiting on the stove. Let me help you with your bags.” We followed the man to his mud-splattered carriage, two large grey geldings harnessed to the front. The horses seemed somewhat uncomfortable, nickering and snorting, as if they would have been far more at ease pulling a hay-wagon than this black and gold-stenciled surrey. We pulled an old quilt over our laps and we were off.
Twenty minutes into out trip the sweet smell of maple syrup reached out to us as ribbons of scent wove their way through the old maple trees. We rounded a bend in the road and saw the old farmstead across wind swept ridges of a plowed cornfield crouching on the crest of a small rise. Typical of the region, the small cape style house faced the road, behind it was attached a summer kitchen, connected to that a woodshed, this, in turn attached to a chicken house, stable, pig shed, dairy barn, hay barn, corn-crib, tool shed, smithy, smoke house, taxidermiary, well house, potato shed and, finally, the outhouse. The entire group of buildings snaked across the knoll, rising and falling with the swells of the winter landscape. The collection of buildings looked like a crouching cat, ready to jump onto the dejected sugarhouse, framed in rough lumber it stood warily, ready to retreat into the massive sugarbush that crept up the mountain behind it. Steam poured out of the little shack and veiled the house in aromatic smog.
Snow had blown and gathered so deeply near the edges of the house, that when Archibald opened the door we had to step a considerable distance down, and into the darkness, giving me the feeling of stepping into a rabbits warren. Mrs. McCrunkstale added to the effect, as she rushed about in the firelight, flitting here and there, checking on her stove and ushering us in through the low door with dark eyes and a wide smile. What Archibald lacked in conversational skills his wife more than made up for, she started a breathless twelve-minute ramble of chatter that began with local milk prices and ended with recent archeological discoveries in Egypt. Chipped ironware bowls were scattered about the thick table in front of the fire, and sitting down I found the bottom curves of the bowls were decorated with flow-blue transfers from Spode’s “stages of a womanhood series.” I was delighted to find my setting was the “the rested and contented young mother.” Looking around the table I found that Lenore was gazing wistfully at the “Innocent and enchanting young maiden” at the bottom of her bowl. Lucia on the other hand stared up at me icily, as she had been seated at the “one step away from death and cranky” plate, her demeanor did not improve as a pool of beef broth with great chunks of overcooked beef and undercooked root vegetables was splashed over the old crone’s craggy face.
As we began to eat, Mrs. McCrunkstale explained to us that her real name was Molting White Cranes of the Slow Waters McCrunkstale, but that most everyone just called Molly, everyone but her mother-in-law. Molly nodded in the direction of a darkened corner, and I was aware for the first time of an old woman sitting in the shadows there. She could have easily been the model for Lucia’s bowl – and it was clear from her steely glance that she did not care for her daughter-in-law, her son’s marriage, or our presence in the house. It also became apparent that our dinner conversation was not going to center around the creatures in the woods. I was introduced to Old Mother McCrunkstale as “Second Cousin Arthur”; the smiling Molly was using the old woman’s feeble mind against her. I brought her brittle hand to my chin and kissed it’s wrinkled back, and so began our little game.
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We Journey North
The College employees Union contract negotiations had ended poorly last spring, leaving the professors with an increase of just .012 percent to our base wages and an extra round of hard cheese annually. Put simply, my wallet was bare. But, the Galubrious family had a few more prizes left, in the corner of my study I swept off a blizzard of un-graded research papers and opened the lid of a heavy trunk emblazoned with a gilded GG and rummaged through the contents. I pulled out an early Baroque sardine fork and turned it over in my hand, its worn handle was sculpted in the shape of two golden cranes their necks intertwined holding high in their beaks a magnificent carbuncle squid. The workmanship was magnificent – it was crafted by Julliet Faberge, the one armed goldsmith who lived in the shadows of her more famous cousins. The many tentacles of the squid have, since the dark ages, symbolized the eight levels of devotion. This particular sardine fork had been a gift to Napoleon by his secret Russian love. It was said that he would never enter battle without the treasure tucked close to his heart – when time and circumstance would stir him to thoughts of his beloved, he would slip his hand under his lapel and stroke the long necks of the cranes.As the carriage neared the station I directed the driver down a thin alley, it was here in the opaque shadows that I traded the small, storied treasure for a roll of drab bills. The transaction yielded more than enough to fund our travels north and keep us fed and housed for many months to come.
Grey mill towns gave way to white hills and scattered villages with church spires piercing the horizon as the train pushed its way North. Finally fields in turn gave way to deep forests. Dawn broke through the trees and emblazoned a red haze as the buds at the tips of the maples were beginning to swell in the morning sun of March.
We sat in the Café Cart, and I order eggs, bacon, toasts with rhubarb jam and a slice of apple pie with Vermont cheddar cheese, and somewhat wistfully, a side of sardines. The girls had griddlecakes, sausages and melon balls, which Lucia immediately began assembling into a molecular model of nitrous oxide. The train jostled as it made its way around the curves of the green mountains, collapsing the structure and sending a great pool of maple syrup over the rim of Lucia’s plate. The sticky wave landed squarely in the lap of Lenore who sat staring out the window, a melon ball frozen half way to her mouth, snapping her out of her daydream.
I too, had been lost in thought, wondering what lay before us in the quiet town of Winterbottom, whether this was a fool’s errand. The porter walked sleepy-eyed through the corridors, punching tickets and thrusting them back. When he got to our seats I took the opportunity to ask him how long it would be before our stop. He pried a ticket from Lenore’s sticky hands pulling a taffy-like syrupy thread across the table. He looked down his nose through trifocals at our tickets, “You can’t go any further north without entering the Queen’s Dominion, Winterbottom is the last stop before Canada, they’ll make an announcement in about an hour. Hope you’ve brought your heavy coats.”
Composed by Dr. G on Mar 16
Mr. McCrunkstale's Inquiry
Doctor Galubrious,Warm salutations to you and your daughters, I hope this letter finds you well. It is sugaring season here in New Hampshire and my family has been producing maple syrup in these northern woods for five generations. Last week, as the days grew warm, we set the taps and hung the buckets in the sugar bush. Tuesday, when we went gathering, I was alarmed to find that despite the nicely fluctuating temperatures, two of the sap buckets were entirely empty. Closer inspection revealed a maze of small, scavenged tubing leading from a hole drilled in the bottom of the buckets, and tracing a path back into an opening in the tree.
Ever since my neighbor’s youngest son Phillmore was rammed in the head by a Mama hog a good year ago he’s been known to do some mighty odd things (his mother is still getting over finding Marigold, one of the good milking jerseys, wearing her Sunday dress last Fall). So naturally my suspicions fell to the boy, and I over-looked the hooliganism. I replaced the bucket and disassembled the piping before heading back to the farm to tin up the holes as the first heavy flakes of an approaching storm began to fall. The weather kept me from checking the buckets until late the next day; it was then that I found the hole and piping reassembled, and no footprints anywhere to be found amongst the trees.
We are good, god-fearing folk and a not prone to fits of fancy, but I have always prided myself on an open mind and my wife has a head full of stories handed down by her French-Canadian/Iroquois mother. She tells stories of very small human-like creatures inhabiting this region long before our family began clearing these forests. I told her about the strange activity in the sugar bush and later that evening, as we sat by the fire she passed me over the “Farm and Cosmo” and quietly pointed to your advertisement.
Doctor, this is a small town, your arrival will be noticed without question. I request your highest discretion, as knowledge of your profession would make us the talk of church turkey dinners for years to come. If you were willing to come, we would be grateful for your expertise and will provide what compensation we can, your room and board, and all the pancakes you and your daughters can eat.
Please find enclosed a photograph taken in the sugar bush just two days ago.
With sincerity –
Mr. Archibald McCrunkstale
Winterbottom, New Hampshire
Composed by Dr. G on Mar 15